Sharktopussy Galore

Emerging from the deep abyss of the ocean’s farthest depths, the beast’s hunger can be sated only by beer, sun, and a little lounging around the dock.

Then she’ll probably just head back because this party kinda blows anyway, and there’s not really much going on… Dave’s parties are always like this, you know. Not much happens, you have to drum up all the fun yourself, and the only thing anyone ever brings is, like, PBR and Corona. Seriously, guys, if she wanted to drink watered down piss, she’d surface in a public pool.

Sometimes, though, Dave does have a Bond film in, and she loves her some Bond…

Had this idea on my way to Conquest Sacramento this weekend and just kinda sat on it until I got home today. I’m gonna go ahead and call this an installment in my Monster Girl series, even though those are usually Pathfinder/D&D monsters and I’m pretty sure they aren’t awesome enough to publish a monster as fierce as the dreaded Sharktopus.

Probably couldn’t survive in a fantasy world anyway, unless there was a Bard College nearby to supply it with bikini babes, its only naturally-occurring food source.

Aaaaaanyway, enjoy.

Early 2012

Edit: Apparently the elusive Sharktopus isn't as well known as I thought it was as several of my friends who have seen this didn't know what she was.

For those of you who are curious, it's the monster from the SyFy original movie Sharktopus, created by the illustrious Roger Corman where a genetic experiment that is a combination of a shark and octopus that of course escapes and starts attacking Puerto Vallarta during spring break.

You can probably imagine where that goes. And if you can't, here's the trailer! [link]

-J